Peter McKay - Last Saturday, I dragged our vacuum up to our master bedroom to do a thorough cleaning. We make the bed every day and put away clothes on occasion, but every once in a while, I notice that when I hit the snooze button on the alarm clock, I'll raise a cloud of dust. I then know it's time to vacuum.
[Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Andy Borowitz - SACRAMENTO (The Borowitz Report) — Anti-gay California State Sen. Roy Ashburn today demanded a sweeping recall of the vehicle that drove him to a gay nightclub this week.?? Ashburn, a Republican who has consistently voted for anti-gay legislation, said that the car drove him to the club "against my will."
[Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Peter McKay - This past week, I finally decided to do something about our washing machine.
[Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The reputation of the Toyota Motors Corp. received another black eye today as the president of the embattled company missed his scheduled appearance at congressional hearings after he overshot Washington, D.C., by 150 miles.__
[Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Peter McKay - My wife and I have always been kind of news junkies.
[Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Andy Borowitz - With Tiger Woods' much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend's mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stadium's giant Jumbotron.??
[Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Peter McKay - Last weekend, like most of the eastern half of the country, we got hit with a snowstorm like we hadn't seen in years.
[Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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Andy Borowitz - SILICON VALLEY (The Borowitz Report) — A new social network is about to alter the playing field of the social media world, and it's called PhoneBook.??
[Sat, 13 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT]
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